(Take Me Out To The Ballgame)
I won’t go to the ballgame.
There is Covid in crowds.
Won’t pay fifteen dollars for Cracker Jacks.
I don’t care if they ever come back.
'Cause it’s root root root for my wagers.
Three outcome baseball is lame.
Don’t care… one, two, three strikes, “Locked out!”
They’ve destroyed the game.